The Rational Raver

This is the bit of the blog where I'm supposed to tell you who I am, most of you probably guessed by now that I like to get mad about current affairs and go off on tangents, this annoys my friends so they suggested I start a blog so I can irritate all you lovely people with my demented thoughts instead.

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I live in Switzerland with my dog Bertie who is also my partner although he doesn't know it yet. I like boring stuff like writing, philosphy and Kettle Chips. Bertie hasn't moved from his basket now for a few weeks and is starting to smell, I wonder if I should be worried?

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Bertie? Bertie? Oh god Bertie no! No! Why?! Why did I forget to feed you Bertie? You were the only one who understood my existential anguish!